consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(Reblogged from prinnydood07)

gastrictank:

bee dad

(Reblogged from prinnydood07)

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL

(Reblogged from prinnydood07)

thatoneawkwardwhovian:

finals week 

(Source: adrianivashkov)

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(Reblogged from phunnyygurl)

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

image

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

(Reblogged from baritonebrat)

Anonymous asked: i'm not sad i just wish i could better convey how i feel bc you deserve so much and i wish i could provide that but alas. B\

!!!!!! Bae….

Anonymous asked: What if she's always starting the conversation with you?

Then I’m flattered and I would appreciate it very much.

cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck

(Reblogged from baritonebrat)

Anonymous asked: Do you think it's weird if a girl talks to you first?

No, I feel really weird and creepy if I always have to start conversations with people and it makes me question my friendships with people.